Tuesday, February 15, 2011

i guess you should know that..

1. i am a dog person. i hate cats and i think they are evil. i have 3 dogs, all rat terriers: roxy lu, dixie rose, and my spoiled baby boy, gabe dean.
2. i have more "acquaintances" than i do friends.
3. i can narrow my favorite movies down to a top five: dirty dancing, the hangover, pretty woman, rudy, and the little mermaid(in no particular order)
4. i think wedge heels are ridiculously hideous.
5. i LOVE to read, especially when i'm upset.
6. i'm writing this only because i'm too bored to go to sleep right now, and i took a nap earlier.7. music is literally my therapy. i have two big music obsessions: taylor swift and tyler ward.
8. shows i'm addicted to: gossip girl, 90210, the vampire diaries, house, and make it or break it.
9. i make smores in my microwave..often.
10. i sincerely hate talking on the phone, but i can text all day.
11. i hate the rain, but love the way it smells right before a storm.
12. i have seven gingerbread house kits sitting in my room right now.
13. i color.. a lot.
14. i have a collection of porcelain dolls from when i was little. (creepy)
15. i love mardi gras, christmas, and halloween.
16. i have a pink bb gun.
17. i am now tired enough to go to sleep




                                    •sam♥

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

i am getting really tired of this Louisiana weather! it goes from freezing, like literally freezing,(my car door was frozen shut the other morning), to hot, then BACK to freezing! i'm not a big fan of heat, but i am in desperate need OF a little sunshine! i bought my friend fish for her birthday. a fish bowl, 3 little goldfish and a black fish with huge bug eyes. we named him Goby. the other ones are named Freckle, Baby Fish, and Preddy. since we are on the subject of animals, i would really like a baby goat. i feel like a baby goat would make a great pet. they are SO cute! you will never guess what my teacher did today. we are learning about technical writing and we all had to write a recipe for a pb&j sandwich. she chose one kid's recipe and followed it precisely. it said open the bread, so she ripped open the loaf of bread and bread went flying across the room. then it said open the peanut butter so she pulls a hammer out of her purse and beats a hole in the peanut butter jar. since the recipe didn't say to use a knife, she smeared it on the bread with her hand. she sure did prove her point. i have to say, it was pretty BADASS. ha, best demonstration i have ever seen. we have to bring in an example of technical writing tomorrow. i am bringing in a pamphlet that demonstrates how to properly perform a self- testicular exam. i'm sure the teacher will love my sense of humor. i'm not really sure why i write this stupid blog. it's not like anyone reads my posts anyway. Gabe Dean, my incredibly adorable and spoiled dog,(one of 3), is just chillin on my bedroom floor. i bet he's thinking about how much he wishes i would leave him alone so he can sleep. LAZY and MEAN! i just realized how bad i ramble on this thing. i'm going to SHUDDUP now.


                                                                 sam-bam :]

Saturday, January 22, 2011

i feel like someone should make a movie about my life..

so today, i've spent my entire morning watching buffy the vampire slayer. i am a very accomplished young lady. ha, right. i feel like maybe i should give an update on my life. one of my very good friends, let's call her lucy, just fell out and started having seizures the other day. very scary at the time. she's still having seizures. it's not funny that she's having them, but if you watch her while she's having them, it's quite amusing. now before you go and start thinking i'm some horrible person, they only last a few seconds and then she's fine. she kicks her leg like a dog. so funny. i bought her flowers and a singing taylor swift card(we share a ♥ for taylor swift) so i think it makes up for me laughing at her. anyways senior year is almost over. 3 and a half months and i am free! well until i have to start college in the fall. yes, my parents are still annoying, and yes, my life is still amazingly boring. prom is in 10 weeks, and i have no date. i feel like i will make a total fool out of myself in these next few weeks trying to find one. but hey, maybe someone will get a good laugh out of it. i got my wisdom teeth cut out almost two weeks ago, and my mouth still hurts. it was a really bad experience. one thing i learned is that my mouth is a retard and doesn't want to get numb. oh and those numbing shots hurt! i had to live off of jello for about 5 days. it was an FML kinda week. well i have work later. yep, still working at the good ole dollar store. unfortunately. maybe some creepy old man will hit on me tonight. that will probably be the highlight of my day. guess i'll go take a nap now. 


                                              Sam♥

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Sooo this is my first post as a blogger! There's really no special reason why I decided to start doing this, I was just bored. I sincerely doubt anyone cares what I have to say, but I will take a shot at this anyway. Let me start by giving you a list of things that I find annoying at the moment:


1.  My parents won't leave me alone.
2.  My car is on empty, and gas is almost $3 a gallon.
3.  I work at a dollar store.  Better than Burger King huh?
4.  Ebonics is spoken more at my school than English.
5.  It's Saturday night, and I am sitting here writing this, because I am grounded.
6.  All people want to talk about is Harry Potter and Twilight. I am a fan of both, but there is a line, and about  60% of the world has crossed it.
7.  We are out of coke(coca cola) and I can't leave the house to feed my addiction being as I'm grounded.
8.  I have finals next week. Boo.


I could go on and on for days but before you start thinking I'm a pessimist(if you don't already) I should probably mention a few things i like right now:


1.  I have a butterfinger. Chocolate makes everything better.
2.  I watched that tmz video of Miley Cyrus with the bong at a party. That seriously made my day. You should definitely watch it because it is funny.
3.  I think I did pretty good on ACT this morning.
4.  I have one more week of school before Christmas break. Thank God.
5.  My parents think I am going to sleep so they finally shut up. Another thank God.
6.  I don't have to go to work until 3 tomorrow, so I finally get to sleep late.


Well that's pretty much it. Goodnight everyone!



-Sam ;)